What the fuck is this?

Me! Me! Me!

Hi! My name’s WG Malachi. And I’m a total piece of shit.

I am just trying to capitalize on this clusterfuck.

This is a crash grab. This is a hijacking. And this is a salad fork.

And everything is fiction.

The mission? You’ve got to have one

Say it all. This is history.

People have to have values too